kuwentong beauty contest...

Sa dami-dami na rin ng beauty contests na sinalihan ko, alam ko na ang bawat likaw ng bituka at pasikot sikot kung paano manalo sa mga pageantry na ito. Dapat, presentable ka at dapat “pagpangusog” o mega effort ang dapat mong gawin para magrab ang title na inaasam…
Hindi naman sa pagmamayabang o lumalaki ang ulo ko… ganun talaga ang life bilang isang celebrity (hala!) at the funny thing is, sa bawat pageant na sinalihan ko, samu’t saring mga katatawanan ang nangyayari lalo na sa pinakachallenging portion na QUESTION AND ANSWER!
Let me share to you some of the answers ng mga co-candidates including my answers (actually, grupo grupo kami pag sumasali ng pageantry) pag Question and answer na ang part.
Question: what is your favorite color?
Answer: Green… because green symbolizes nature… and nature loves me!

Question: What is your greatest asset?
Answer: I love everything about me. The magic of my presence, the appreciation of my beauty, and the sweetness of my whole existence… PAK!

Question: How do you define morality?
Answer: morality has morals… therefore; morality is next to honesty (huh?)

Question: Are you in favor in Same Sex Marriage?
Answer: Yes, love is the essence of life. So, I am in favor of same SIX marriage.

Question: Do you believe that the weapons of mass destruction is important to the existence of man?
Answer: ladies and gentlemen, your question is my question and definitely, your answer is my answer!

Question: do you believe that falling stars make your wishes come true?
Answer: Yes… because stars belong to universe and universe belong to outer space.

Question: what is the essence of being a gay?
Answer: gay is really talented… that is why…. Thank you!

Question: if you are the first person who landed on the moon, what is the first thing that you will do and why?
Answer: there is no person in the moon so I will promote peace.

Question: what is your greatest fear in life?
answer: will… my greatest fur is to fiss god…. Bicause…. God can moub mountains…

Question: if you were an animal, what would that be and why?
Answer: fish… because fishes can swim so I can swim too...